| if you went to illinois, you know who i'm talking about. this is a conversation from tonight while in the car of this guy trying to be up-to-date on music. he didn't know who warren g was until last week.
gonzo: yo...i know i'm digging myself a bigger hole but i was listening to warren g, regulators, and thats some good stuff.
me: *shaking my head* can you send me these ridiculous statements in an email, bc nobody is going to believe me. do you know who wyclef is?
gonzo: yeah i know him, wyclef jAm.
me: omg (repeatedly). Yup! wyclef jam.
gonzo: yea, 'they' came out w/ a new album
me: you idiot! what group was he a part of prior to going solo?
gonzo: i dunno.
me: have you heard of 'killing me softly'?
gonzo: yea, lauryn hill right?
me: and what was the group?
gonzo: the fiji's.
me: amazing!
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| my bro-in-law sent me this pic of my boy devin hester. this is how the best punt returner of all-time rolls.
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| my newest favorite cook. sam zien. he's not really a trained cook, but his show is amazingly hilarious. and his recipes are so freaking simple. his show is on discovery health...i didn't even know this channel existed until today. check him out. 
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| why do unusual injuries happen only to me? let me recap some that i can remember.
1) my big toenail fell off bc some idiot on the basketball court was defending me like it was Game 7.
this was 3.5 yrs ago, and i'm still having problems w/ it growing back.
2) strange lower abdominal pain, and so the doctor pretty much violates me trying to check my prostate. i didn't call the cops or anything, but i do remember screaming a lot. i hope i never go to jail.
3) hit by golf ball. this time they did call the cops on me bc i wouldn't leave the course w/out a refund. i thought i broke my thumb, but it was ok.
4) dislocated my finger. moondagoon and daRev can testify to this one. the finger was straight up bent the other way, and yun had to yank it back into place.
5) a couple days ago, i got bit by my cousins mini pincher in ny. i tried to lift her up, and she went to town on my hand. i should have and still want to do some terrible things to that dog. i should've whooped that trick when i had the chance.
this would never happen from this guy.
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| its that time of year again folks. i only order once a year, and they are $12 bucks. the name of the game is savings people. just to clarify, i don't make any money on this. i just get a kick out of people saving money throughout the year. there are 4 -$5 coupons to dominicks, and the expiration dates don't mean a thing, so you could use them up in one day if you wanted. also, i only give out free ones to NL pastors, and clients. just let me know if you want one or two.
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